I don't normally do this, but I feel some resolutions are in order for 2006. Here are ten of mine in no particular order:

1. Take Bodie on at least a one mile walk every day

2. Learn to play & sing a new song every week, from beginning to end

3. Stop biting my f%*king fingernails

4. Surround myself only with those who project positive energy

5. Accept the fact that, sadly, people will believe what they want to believe
Subresolution: Learn to keep my "fat fucking mouth shut"

6. Talk more in public settings and listen more in private ones

7. Um...get back into shape?...duh

8. Learn to trust my gut feelings earlier and with more certainty

9. Allow myself to feel deserving of true happiness and peace because I'm just so close

10. Get laid a lot more than I did in 2005